peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
foreskin is a definite game changer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sext me about skeletons
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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