used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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