You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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