i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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