I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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