can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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