dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
MIDGETS
????
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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