Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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