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• (956): View more from Texas

  It was like little house on the drunk prairie.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Cops are just so fun an beautifuk

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.

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• (858): View more from California

  I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.

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