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(631): View more from New York

Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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(44): View more from England

What's everyones problem with my costume?!

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It looks like a unicorn came on your face.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.

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(773): View more from Illinois

The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.

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