So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.