Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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