it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You don't make any sense
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