Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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