I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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