I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
