# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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