That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
