that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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