Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pappa wants mamma naked
You can't special order awesome
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
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I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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