It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Oh Jesus.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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