she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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