In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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