I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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