So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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