Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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