Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
tell me about the eggs
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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