I must be too annoying 4 u.
Plan B is the new Plan A
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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