I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.