I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
