Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Damn victory sex feels great
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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