my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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