Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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