Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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