dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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