I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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