whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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