i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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