I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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