Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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