so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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