If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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