Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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