At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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