Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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