haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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