I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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