Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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