I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
did i just pee glitter
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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