I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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