kristin has been a bad kristin
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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