just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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