I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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