my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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