i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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