I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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