so explain again why im purple
no
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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