I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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