She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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